I'm not ashamed to say out loud that, though I'm pushing 30, I
still love Disney movies, and cry
each time I see Aladdin freeing the Genie or Mufasa dying and Simba
trying to wake him up.
It beats Bambi's mother's death anytime. [sobs]
Disney movies are extremely
beautiful, animation and story-wise, not to mention the breathtaking
soundtracks. And the children can usually learn something from
it.
Usually, not always. Signing pacts with the devil doesn't exactly scream filial obedience.
Nevertheless, sometimes Disney
awards us with scenes and/or songs that are truly nightmare-fuel.
After all, sleeping soundly is totally overrated.
10. Tangled:
“Mother Knows Best [Reprise]”
I LOVED Tangled! It's
a great movie with great soundtrack and characters (specially the
über charming Flynn Ryder, and I'd been waiting for so long for another captivating Disney princess like Rapunzel) and does not fail to entertain. It's
simply adorable.
Rapunzel's been locked in a tower for her whole life of 18 years. When runnaway dashing thief Flynn Ryder breaks into the tower to flee from the law, the girl sees in him the opportunity she needs to leave and make her dream come true: see the floating lanterns that appear in the night sky on her birthday every year.
As I said, it's an adorable movie. IF you don't count the
scene when the witch who pretends to be Rapunzel's mother, Mother Gothel, finds Rapunzel in the forest and
puts her DOOOOOOOWN.
“Why would he like you, come on
now, really? Look at you! You think that he's impressed?” Jeez.
That's exactly the kind of mother that pushes their 15-year old
daughters in the direction of anorexia.
9. The Beauty
and the Beast: “The Mob
Song”
Released in 91, this was the studio's biggest hit since the 40's. It
also made history by being the first animation to ever be nominated
for an Academy Award of Best Picture (back when the nominees amounted
only to 5). It was nominated for Best Original Song as well,
for 3 different songs (“Belle”, “Be Our Guest” and “Beauty
and the Beast”), taking the award with “Beauty and the Beast”
AND for Best Original Score.
Belle is the only person to have ever taken the risk to get to know
the Beast, and they fall in love. But the villagers, as good
villagers always do, decide to march to the Beast's castle with
torches and pitchforks.
Gaston is not so great a villain, he's much more of a jerk, really.
BUT he casts a whole new light upon himself while leading the
villagers. The line “We don't like what we don't understand” is
very medieval and always current. Collective hysteria can be
terrifying.
8. The Little
Mermaid : Ursula's death
Disney
had been having a bad time up to 89, with their movies underperforming at the box office; but upon the release of The
Little Mermaid,
what is today known as the “Disney Renaissance” began, i.e., it was the beginning of a new
golden era for animated movies: unforgettable classics for the
audiences and astronomic profit for the studio. (It ended in 99 after
Tarzan. In my opinion, it's no surprise.)
The story is great (albeit greatly distorted from the original tale) score and songs are addictive ("undah tha sea, undah tha sea, dahling it's bettah, down where it's wettah, take it from me!"), Ariel
is charismatic, Eric is the first prince to have not only a name but
also a personality...
Yes, nameless bland Cinderella prince, I'm looking at you.
...Sebastian,
Flounder and Scuttle are great sidekicks, and Ursula is a fantastic
villain, specially in her scary-but-fascinating looks.
And
the way she dies is just plain frightening.
When
I was a child and watched this on tape, I'd always fast-foward it,
cause I was shit
scared
of this scene. Dying impaled is already quite ugly, but the added lightnings, her skeleton and
her tentacles wrapping around the ship are the cherry in a cake of sheer horror.
7. Dumbo:
Dumbo and Timothy Drunk
Dumbo (1941)
lasts for mere 65 minutes, and it's gotta be one of Disney's most
charming and unpretentious movies ever.
The baby elephant Dumbo suffers
bullying from everybody around him (animals and people alike), because of his ginormous ears.
But when he learns to fly using those ears (with the help of some offensively stereotyped crows), he quickly becomes the main
attraction in the circus. And they all lived happily ever after.
But before living happily ever
after there was this petrifying
scene when Dumbo and his mouse mentor Timothy get accidentally drunk,
after drinking water mixed with champagne.
I used to fast-forward it as well. I mean, dude: There's an elephant
made of other elephants, and its eyes become pyramids, and
from behind them comes a camel-elephant that turns into a serpent
that turns into an odalisque, and her belly turns into an eye! This
must be the devil! And their CHANTING “pink elephants on parade”
really doesn't help.
6. The Lion
King: “Be Prepared”
Released in 94, this movie remains
as one of the studio's biggest successes ever – and it still is one
of the most lucrative animated movies in history. Another record: Mufasa's death,
plotted by his brother Scar, is definitely one of the saddest Disney scenes
ever, and it must've made thousands of kids cry around the globe at the same time.
Besides the amazing score and
soundtrack by Elton John, a Hamlet touch to a great plot, Darth Vader talking to Ferris Bueller through the clouds and a Mr. Miyagi baboon, The Lion
King also stands out for having
one of the darkest songs, showing Scar and the hyenas' ambition.
That surely is a very accurate recreation of Hell. Everything in
green and red, bones and decomposing carcasses everywhere...
*shivers*. Notice the fact that Scar basically kills a hyena, making
it fall into one of those hellish fissures! And the evil-faced hyenas
marching is the epitome of nazi terror. In the end, they all rise as if from Hell. And though this can be quite frightening, I just can't help loving this song, it's very catchy!
I can't help loving Jeremy Irons, either. Jeremy, please marry me.
To be continued...
4 comments:
This brought back a few memories :) I haven't watched Tangled before but I hope to soon. :)
I thoroughly enjoyed reading this post!
I absolutely LOVED this. I am such an avid fan of Disney movies!
I have to agree with you on all your points, especially with Beauty and the Beast and Gaston. When I was older and actually listened to the words of "Mob Song" I was floored. The Pink Elephants in Dumbo freak me out too.
I can't wait to see the continuation of this post! Maybe some Sleeping Beauty or Snow White? That Wicked Witch is crazy scary!
Thank you guys! ^^
Great post! My favorite song lyric ever was from a Disney song--like most kids, they brain-washed me when I was very young. But that's okay, it's a positive brain-wash.
Hope no one from you family was at the night club that had the fire.
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